So today, embracing technology I am tapping on a iPhone sat in a steak restaurant in a square called Lilla Torg in Malmo, Sweedon! Yesterday, well this morning i was in Copenhagen, Denmark! What an awesome place, life in Europe is just great. I'm sat here being served by a gorgeous waitress, drinking a beer in the lovely sunshine, why can't England develop this culture, why must we binge ourselves to a rediculous state of idiocracy, I dont understand, is it the fact we just love to lose ourselves, forget who we are? I dont know, I do know I love having a beer in the sun, being served by a pretty girl struggling with English and a dazzling smile! Crikey, I'm a Brit, I struggle with English, can't evn Imagine speaking Danish, but think I can now say cheers in seven different languages, maybe it'll be 8 after an evening out with some locals that we are planning tonight! Shall report thereafter.

Conclusion, Danish, Sweedish girls are lovely, chatty, friendly types, beer flows well and cold, expensive but definately worth a visit, just go! Even Roman Abramovich is over in his boat Perlous at the moment, wish I had $300million for a boat!