I've just returned from a rather amusing weekend on the bizarre Isle of Wight. Stayed at what appears to be a summercamp for old people! Hehe, believe i was possibly one of the youngest people there, other than the workers of which i got in cheap due to friends in the right places. I was a little freaked on entry to a ballroom type place, full of older people dancing away, but was cool, after one or two pints of export!

Then cabaret! lol it was fun, i enjoyed it, was a good show, pretty girls doin cool dancing routines, Mr Bojangles was quality! The routines were ace, outfits were cool, smiles all round! Anyhow as i say, if your not a fan, dont hit it with disrepute, go and watch it, and not on the telly! I must admit, i half expected Bruce Forsyth to jump out at anypoint!

I'm such a wannabe aristocrat!"